To the Editor:
You know you’re a redneck (or in Little Falls) if kids are shooting up schools, malls and movie theaters, drugs and mental health are big issues, the economy is in the tank, gas prices are going up, sales are going down, people are being persecuted all over the world, countries are being taken over by militants and assassinating thousands in the streets and all you have on your mind is whether someone has Mary in their yard.
Here’s your sign … “Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Blockin’ up the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?” (Five Man Electric Band). — Kim Slater, Little Falls